It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want To

Again, I realize I shouldn't be posting blogs about myself, but rather about the news and educating the masses about science and issues and so on and so forth. But this truly is a dilemma of cosmic proportions.

My birthday is a few mere weeks away. And, need I remind you, my ankle is broken, not functioning, unable to withstand weight - but in a pretty cast. I have no idea what to do for my birthday other than have a "laying down" party, which is not the orgy that it sounds like. Basically, it's where everyone lays on the ground. Maybe turn on my in-home constellation projector (sweet, right?). Maybe play some Pink Floyd. Har har.

I want to go to my apartment. I want to do something fun. I want to have an awesome birthday. But I don't know how or what to do. Unsure how many people actually read this, or maybe they have just stumbled upon it today, but I beg the masses (or just mass? singular?) to give me ideas for what to do on my anniversary of life.

A bit about me: a young soul, jovial, typically enjoys movement, wants a crown.

Roadblocks: wheelchair, pain killers (not sure if that is a pro or a con yet)

I'm thinking theme, I'm thinking anything that is wheelchair friendly. I am not even sure what I can do going out - I can be rolled along the beach, rolled along the park, rolled along the aquarium. Hell, rolled along the French Riviera. But let's keep this cheap. Send me your ideas, oh, anyone who reads this!

Some hints:

This is what I DO want (all muppets included, plus or minus a few years, a little less cracked out, but robot and butterflies can stay):




This is what I don't want: