Parenting is a rite of passage. ...No, parenting is a means to an end. OK, parenting is when two people love each other very much and decide to have a baby. This baby is joy and energy and nowhere near independent. Due to these facts, there is a dispute: should babies be allowed in bars? I mean, it is hard to find a babysitter.
Of course not, and what parent in their right mind would let their child, who on its own acts just as drunk as the adults? Spinning and twirling until they fall and potentially hurt themselves. To make matters worse, these parents bringing their children into an unfriendly-kid zone are asking patrons to watch their language and keep their drunken behavior to a minimum. I ask, dear reader(s), what kind of parenting is this?
Bringing children to a bar is no doubt a way to raise self-esteem. Now that your kid needs a drink "just to unwind at the end of the day", why not crank it up a notch? In England, the youngest person to receive Botox was 15, and it was injected by - you guessed it - her mom. Botox, a form of botulism that paralyzes the face to avoid lines and wrinkles, will help this young lady avoid looking "haggard and ugly" by 25. Mom, a plastic surgery aficionado, is encouraging the behavior to make sure she isn't paying more than necessary for her treatments. Phew.
Parenting is a delicate balance of allowing a child to have freedom and independence, ranging from cosmetic surgery to bar-hopping.
Cheers to the future! Cheers to our future president! Cheers to all the success of Botox!
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